Depths of Vinted

I am addicted to the clothes selling app vinted. It's basically depop but there are less of those annoying resellers.

Vinted has pretty strict guidelines on what is allowed to be sold on the app (stricter than ebay for example). However, I see stuff that slips through the cracks all the time.

Plus, most accounts are older people just trying to get rid of stuff. Hence, you often find insane things listed for sale. Here is my page documenting the insane things.

page inspirations: depths of wikipedia | allyrat's weird ebay page | wtf_eglsales

My Melody bag with "tail"

Why does it look like that. Maybe it's a distant cousin of the usakumya pen?

Baby grow that I'm scared of

I think this is actually meant to be a football thing but idk.

90s hentai on VHS

This guy had like 5 different listings of Hentai on VHS. Selling porn is definitely against the Vinted terms of service so I respect the audacity more than anything.

90s hentai on VHS

Here is another example of the hentai. The price is cut off but it's £100 for 4. I don't know if this is a reasonable price for hentai or not.

Haunted clown necklace

This wasn't advertised as haunted but I've decided that it is. The price is suspiciously cheap which makes me think that this has a curse on it and the seller is trying to get rid of it by any means neccesary.

63 vintage war magazines

Seeing something like this on other sites might not be that strange. But selling this kind of thing on Vinted is just so bizarre to me. I'm also not sure that any shipping option would accept a package of 63 magazines (too heavy).

T-shirt that I'm scared of

"90s aesthetic"

Wand macrame

This is kind of iconic tbh

Creepy horror doll

I collect dolls and this is still one of the worst things I've ever seen. This person had like 10 other ones for sale.

Beach ball

This isn't that weird it's just a beach ball. There's something just so pathetic about this listing image. It's giving raisin.

Gel mouse pad

Never seen a boobs mousepad with a generic anime girl on as opposed to a popular licensed character. Bizarre.

Game dance sega

I'm at a complete loss with this listing. This game is called Love and Berry and as far as I know, was never released in the UK. I was tempted to get this because I've always wanted to play this game. Everything about this listing seems sketchy, though. I'm also not sure how they were planning to ship this.

Pregnancy and ovulation tests

Not sure I would trust a Vinted pregnancy test.

femfresh Intimate Skin care

Let's just hope it wasn't opened.

Melanie Martinez concert confetti

Melanie Martinez fans are not ok.

laminated US Dollar

what a bargain!

The ChatGPT millionaire

I'm assuming the advice in this book didn't work out.

Custom Ethel Cain Sylvanian Family Figure

There's something kind of charming about her I guess.

Novelty Apron

The two dots are supposed to be nipples but I think it's funnier if you read them as eyes.

Prop toilet roll

This would have gone platinum on morute tumblr in 2013.

Sexy Anime Comics & Poster

I genuinely love when people upload obscure manga to Vinted.

Dr Devious and the Temple of Kaos VHS

People used to put this on while tripping in the 90s I think. You can watch it on Youtube if you're curious!

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